Christmas
Episode # PRX108 Duration: 10:56 Pets' debut episode
in the UK. Christmas can arrive at almost any time of year (if the programme scheduling is
bad enough!) but even in the middle of March, Hamish still manages to burn the turkey.
 Pregnant
Episode # PRX112 Duration: 11:03 Trevor tells a hungover
Hamish that while drunk he has had sex with the cat. So, when it's discovered that the cat
is pregnant, Hamish decides to do the decent thing...
Pleasure
Episode # PRX101 Duration: 10:47 Trevor drives everyone in
the house around the bend, when he gets an unbearable itch in the middle of his back and
he can't reach it.
American
Beauty
Episode #
PRX102 Duration: 10:49 Using Hamish's name, Trevor borrows
thousands of pounds from a dangerous gangster and bets the lot on a horse called The
Stumbler. When the horse fails to win, a terrified Hamish prepares for the worst...
Additional programme:
The Making of Pets
Episode # PRX127 Duration: 10:33 Trevor takes us on an exclusive
guided tour behind the scenes of Pets. Contains previously unreleased footage
shot during production and post-production at Elstree Millennium Studios.
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 On Hold
Episode # PRX103 Duration: 11:10
"You are held in a queue and
will be answered shortly" But just how long can the residents of the Pets' house
really hang on before becoming violent..?
Consider Yourself
Episode # PRX104 Duration: 11:10 Trevor assumes the
guise of Sherlock Holmes in order to solve, once and for all, the mystery of Jack the
Ripper, while Hamish discovers the delights of having sex with a Victorian washstand.
The Miracle
Episode # PRX105 Duration: 11:02 Whilst sitting in
the downstairs toilet, Hamish has a vision of the Archangel Gabriel and decides to
dedicate himself to God. In the meantime, Trevor tries to persuade the cat to dress up for
him as a nun.
Conspiracy Theory
Episode # PRX106 Duration: 11.07 When Hamish
sets out to uncover the truth behind the assassination of J FK, he learns more than he
ever wanted to know about his house mates. Meanwhile the parrot develops an almost
unnatural interest in certain flavours of ice cream, and thw worms in Trevor's stomach
remember the '#60s...
Additional
programme:
The Trials of
Hamish
Episode # PRX128 Duration: 10:56 A Pets "clip show" in which
Trevor puts together a video claiming that he has nothing to do with all the terrible
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 Constipation
Episode # PRX107
Duration: 11:03 Hamish has been constipated for 14 months, so Trevor persuades
him to try an extremely unorthodox cure. Meanwhile, JP asks the cat to go away with him
for a dirty weekend.
Death
Episode #
PRX109 Duration: 11:06 The parrot discovers that he can "see dead
people" when Trevor chokes on a fishbone and comes floating back from beyond the
grave.
Halloween
Episode # PRX110 Duration: 11:10 JP manages to lay his hands on
a smoke machine, and invites everyone to a big Halloween party. In the meantime, Hamish
plans to freeze himself and wake up six hundred years in the future.
Hostage
Episode # PRX113 Duration: 11:06 Hamish holds the parrot to ransom,
and Trevor's hostage-negotiating skills are tested to the limit.
Money
Episode # PRX111
Duration: 11:07 Trevor discovers a suitcase full of cash under the floorboards, and he and
Hamish plan to kill the others and keep all the money for themselves
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Drugs
Episode # PRX123
Duration: 11:05 When Trevor covers the cornflakes with a generous helping of
LSD he hallucinates that he is caught up in the Vietnam war. In the meantime, the parrot
becomes convinced that he was once married to Janis Joplin, and Hamish starts to see giant
penguins carrying machine
guns...
Robot Wars
Episode # PRX116 Duration: 11:02 The parrot sees a flying
saucer landing in the back garden, and one by one the residents of the pets house turn
into strange, zombie-like robots. Or do they...?
Presumed Very
Guilty
Episode # PRX118 Duration: 10:57 Trevor
takes a seat on the bench, and JP is called to the bar as Hamish goes on trial for
murder...
Talent
Episode # PRX119 Duration: 11:03 Much to the disgust of Hamish, Trevor
enters for Stars In Their Eyes in the guise of screen legend Marilyn Monroe.
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Star Gate
Episode # PRX125 Duration: 11:09 The parrot comes face to
face with an exact replica of himself, as our heroes travel into a parallel universe
through a mysterious time portal in the airing cupboard.
Manumission Impossible
Episode # PRX126 Duration: 11:07 Trevor starts
holding noisy raves every night in the kitchen, and Hamish becomes increasingly irritated
that he is never invited. But Big Brother is watching...
Possessed
Episode # PRX114 Duration: 11.08 Trevor holds a seance and
unwittingly conjures the spirit of Judy Garland. To Hamish's horror, he ends up sharing
the kitchen with a bad-tempered poltergeist.
Reincarnation
Episode # PRX117 Duration: 11:09 Hamish dies, goes to heaven
and is brought back to life by Trevor. To his horror he then discovers that when he was
dead he was "reincarnated as Trevor". In the meantime, the parrot becomes
convinced that in a previous life he was an international rock star.
World War II in
Color
Episode # PRX120 Duration: 11:07 When the parrot goes on guard
duty, and Hamish goes in search of a German spy, war is declared in the pets house.
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Curse of the
Mummy
Episode # PRX124 Duration: 11:10 The parrot unwittingly puts an ancient
curse on his hapless housemates, and the cat has to call upon a few ancient Egyptian
connections in order to tackle the problem...
Mexican
Episode # PRX121 Duration: 10:53 Hamish becomes convinced that he has
turned into a Mexican, so Trevor decides to try a little aversion therapy.
Satan
Episode # PRX115 Duration: 10:57 Trevor demonstrates his extensive knowledge
of the Black Arts and plans to conjure Beelzebub in the living room. In the
meantime, JP claims to have seen Satan buying a copy of the Daily Telegraph in WH
Smiths
Business
Episode # PRX122 Duration: 11:05 When Hamish is made head of a
notorious Mafia family, he orders the parrot to kill Trevor. In the meantime,
Hamish seems to be having more than a little trouble with his "arsegrapes".
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